Twilight new moon - Vampire vs Werewolf

Why are we so much into Vampires !

Have you wondered why we are so much interested in Vampires. Why not zombies and rabies werewolfs.


Its simple, we are fascinated by 3things.. Beauty, Immortality and SEX SEX SEX.
The one creature that offers all these 3 is Vampires. Isn’t it ! Now tell me, you are always pretty, will never die no matter what ( except when you eat garlic, anyway bad breath is a turn off) and you can have unlimited Sex with any one you want. Note a point; everyone in vampire movies has a perfect 10 body ;)

This is unlikely for a zombie rite. They are ugly, dirty and have the worst body anyone could ever want to have. Now you see why everyone runs away when a zombie attracts. But when a Vampire comes, all the pretty girls just strip and offer them self. Wouldn’t you want to be a Vampire?

So now lets go back to the movie Twilight : New Moon. I would say that this is a typical teenager movie compared to a action Vampire movie. The werewolf part is cool as well, I could hear ladies screaming when they saw Jason take of his shirt.

The story is rather slow for me and I nearly slept in the theater. Nevertheless it was a ok movie to watch in your lazy weekend.

I would give this movie a 6 / 10 rating.

Blame SUPERMAN !!!

Have you wondered why time flies so fast? Seriously, I have a theory for that. Blame SUPERMAN.

I watched Superman last nite. This bodoh fellow reversed the earths movement to travel back in time!!! That is not that bad, he reversed time and I think the bodoh fellow made the world spin faster when he tried to move earth on the correct direction.

So now you know, why time goes faster. :) Blame Superman

PS: You can also blame Superman for the Platonic plate movement for 2012. He somehow was able to make it stop moving as well . :)

Will the world end on 2012 (21-12-2012)

This is something we started to think. We owe thanks to the movie 2012. For some odd reason, we love our movies so much till we start to relate into our lives. This is not the first time we were in fear of world end.

If you recall well, we all thought the world is going to end when Armageddon was released in 1998. Acted by Bruce Willis and Liv Tyler. (boy. was I wanting to see her boobs). Anyway, there was also another movie with the same story line "Deep Impact". And surely did it "impacted" our thinking. All of us was pretty sure that the world will end on 2000 (new millennium).

To add to this, people started to commit suicide. Let me bring you to a true story. Much of you don’t know of Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God or nick named "Doomsday Cult". This cult believed that the world as we know will end on 2000. Well now we know the world didn't come to end on 2000. But it did come to an end to the 778 people that committed suicide. They believed the world will come to end and they can't wait for it. So the took their live. What for..... ?

Now we are again scared by 2012. Coming back to the question, will the world end. Let me ask you this. Can any man predict when he will die? Really think, can you say when you will die, exactly? Even when we ask a doctor of a dying patient. He will only give you an estimate but can never say that oh, he will die at 8.43pm on 12-Dec 2010 ???? No one can predict a human's death... So now tell me, how could human predict the worlds death!.

Next, everything alive will come to an end. This is the only promise God gave us. Therefore Earth will also end. But it will not happen on 2012.

The natural death for earths is when the sun will die. It is speculates that the sun will use up all the hydrogen in it and will expand and explode with Supernova. This will probably happen in 4.5billion years.

Well, you get it now. The world will end but not now. Nevertheless, there will be some sort of reset to correct something’s.

Next, there may be a world reset. This I will concur. There has been lots of evidence stating that some sort of reset will occur on Earth.
1. The wipe out of Dinosaurs. There must be a reason.
2. Ice age. Most of don’t know that the recent ice age happened about 20, 000 years ago. It is said that we are long due for the next ice age ;)

Mega earth quakes will happen and some sort of reset some parts or the world. But this will happen gradually and not within the 24 hours or month as stated in the movie.

Big title waves will come but I strongly believe there is not enough water to flood till Mount Everest 

So people, just live life. Don't worry about end of world. Trust me, you will die way before that ever happens.
Chill,
Karu

5 things not to do in a mens toilet.

5. I know you have the urge to check whose is bigger... Just dont do it

4. Prepare before shooting!
    You don’t want to have a pre-mature piss running down your pants.
3. Don’t rush, let is flowwwwwww......
    This is not water pistol ;)

2. Retrieve fully before zipping :)
    We all know how painful it is when your friend gets stuck in zipper.. Ouuuuch!!!

1. When you done, don't stroke more then you need to...

Investment ?

How to make more money. Isnt that the everday question runs on our mind. Well it ran on my mind since when ever. So last year I decided to find a way to earn more money. Yea you heard me.. more money. more money... more money...( dont you just like the sound of that :))

So back to making money. Well before I started out, I have to set the ground rules.

Rules
1. Your salary, overtime, bonus and what sort does not count.
2. You cannot sell any of you current belongings.
3. Cannot beg, borrow or steal.
4. Well you get the point.

I thought it will be simple, but when I tried it out. Dam, it was really hard. Its has been 13 months since i started and guess what. I only managed to get RM994. Dammit guys, that is the only cash I could get after 13 months of effort !!!.

So if those of you that thinks earning money is easy, Try this. I dare you to find a better way to earn money!

If any of you could make RM 1000 a in 31 days. I will give you RM100. (you must show prove before getting the cash ;) ).

If you dare, take up my challenge.